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redroanchronicles) wrote2010-01-21 12:55 pm
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Don't worry. He's friendly. Ish.
My dog Trudeau is easily one of the best dogs in the history of time. Sure, he's over a hundred pounds and approximately the size of a shetland pony, but he wouldn't hurt a fly.
Unless the fly is dog-shaped. Then he will cut a bitch.
It's possible that Trudeau has a little bit of a dog aggression problem. Okay, he definitely has kind of a big dog aggression problem. He doesn't seem to want to, say, draw blood or destroy his enemies. He just wants to, you know... push the other dogs into the ground and make them cry uncle and maybe pee themselves. He's like a schoolyard bully on a sugar-high. We're getting professional help, and by that I mean obedience training, not a dog psychiatrist. (I already know that he has abandonment issues and probably unresolved feelings about his parents.) I have confidence that it is very fixable, and in the meantime, we're managing the issue.
I keep Trudeau leashed and under control (though in order to do this I have to make frequent use of my Look of Disapproval and my incredible biceps), and generally this wouldn't be a big problem, except that I'm apparently the only person in the county who believes in leashes. And though everybody's off-leash dogs are perfectly friendly, they don't quite seem to understand that my dog is not. Not too long ago while walking in Sequoia Park, Trudeau and I came upon a man who was crossing our path and who, I did not notice until we were almost upon him, had a tiny and adorable little shepherd puppy stumbling along at his heels. Off-leash.
The puppy happily trotted up to us, blissfully unaware of the nature of his impending demise. I held back my instantly over-excited bloodhound/silverback-gorilla-cross monster, who was either determined to lick the puppy to death or determined to devour it in a single gulp, and who either way was very likely to kill it by accident with one of his huge clumsy platter-sized paws.
The puppy's owner, unconcerned, didn't seem to notice me struggling with Trudeau (who was doing his very best Kraken or possibly Cthulhu* impression, complete with "GIVE ME NOMS OR I WILL DESTROY UR TOKYOS"), glanced over and, apparently utterly misinterpreting the nature of my concern, said, "Oh, don't worry. He's friendly!"
As you can imagine, I was very relieved that the puppy -- who seemed barely old enough to be weaned, and certainly not old enough to have joined Fight Club -- wasn't going to attack the slobbing gorgon. I don't think said gorgon realized how much danger he might've been in. From the puppy.
Loose dogs are a problem in my neighborhood in general, and particularly since I walk my dog after dark, I've ended up with a bit of a case of the nerves about the whole thing. There's Maxi-the-fleabitten-mongrel down the street, who actually vaults right over the fence so that she can bark ferociously at us, and the Akita on the other side street who stalks us creepily from the shadows, and the pit bull on the school road who is only held back -- and only occasionally -- by a gate that seems to have been made from an old wooden shipping palette. The latest addition to the giving-me-a-freaking-heart-attack brigade are a pair of massively-muscled pitbulls, who after running amok in the neighborhood for a few days seem to have taken up residence in the cemetery, which they clearly chose for its theatrical properties. A pair of snarling pitbulls charging at you isn't quite enough; with the whole cemetery thing they were going for more of an H.P. Lovecraft-style effect, in which dogs in addition to having sharp teeth and bad attitudes are also demonic and will eat not only your face but also YOUR VERY SOUL.
I probably wouldn't have much of a problem with these animals if it weren't for Trudeau, who attracts trouble like he's a gravity well, and who certainly doesn't help these situations by baying back what I can only assume are lewd remarks about the pitbulls' mothers. Honestly, I cannot take him anywhere, and I hope he realizes he has only himself to blame.
* When I typed "Cthulhu," my blog insisted that it was a misspelling and suggested instead "Cuchulain." Thanks, blog. Now I have The Pogues running through my head, and that's not a bad state of affairs if you ask me.
Unless the fly is dog-shaped. Then he will cut a bitch.
It's possible that Trudeau has a little bit of a dog aggression problem. Okay, he definitely has kind of a big dog aggression problem. He doesn't seem to want to, say, draw blood or destroy his enemies. He just wants to, you know... push the other dogs into the ground and make them cry uncle and maybe pee themselves. He's like a schoolyard bully on a sugar-high. We're getting professional help, and by that I mean obedience training, not a dog psychiatrist. (I already know that he has abandonment issues and probably unresolved feelings about his parents.) I have confidence that it is very fixable, and in the meantime, we're managing the issue.
I keep Trudeau leashed and under control (though in order to do this I have to make frequent use of my Look of Disapproval and my incredible biceps), and generally this wouldn't be a big problem, except that I'm apparently the only person in the county who believes in leashes. And though everybody's off-leash dogs are perfectly friendly, they don't quite seem to understand that my dog is not. Not too long ago while walking in Sequoia Park, Trudeau and I came upon a man who was crossing our path and who, I did not notice until we were almost upon him, had a tiny and adorable little shepherd puppy stumbling along at his heels. Off-leash.
The puppy happily trotted up to us, blissfully unaware of the nature of his impending demise. I held back my instantly over-excited bloodhound/silverback-gorilla-cross monster, who was either determined to lick the puppy to death or determined to devour it in a single gulp, and who either way was very likely to kill it by accident with one of his huge clumsy platter-sized paws.
The puppy's owner, unconcerned, didn't seem to notice me struggling with Trudeau (who was doing his very best Kraken or possibly Cthulhu* impression, complete with "GIVE ME NOMS OR I WILL DESTROY UR TOKYOS"), glanced over and, apparently utterly misinterpreting the nature of my concern, said, "Oh, don't worry. He's friendly!"
As you can imagine, I was very relieved that the puppy -- who seemed barely old enough to be weaned, and certainly not old enough to have joined Fight Club -- wasn't going to attack the slobbing gorgon. I don't think said gorgon realized how much danger he might've been in. From the puppy.
Loose dogs are a problem in my neighborhood in general, and particularly since I walk my dog after dark, I've ended up with a bit of a case of the nerves about the whole thing. There's Maxi-the-fleabitten-mongrel down the street, who actually vaults right over the fence so that she can bark ferociously at us, and the Akita on the other side street who stalks us creepily from the shadows, and the pit bull on the school road who is only held back -- and only occasionally -- by a gate that seems to have been made from an old wooden shipping palette. The latest addition to the giving-me-a-freaking-heart-attack brigade are a pair of massively-muscled pitbulls, who after running amok in the neighborhood for a few days seem to have taken up residence in the cemetery, which they clearly chose for its theatrical properties. A pair of snarling pitbulls charging at you isn't quite enough; with the whole cemetery thing they were going for more of an H.P. Lovecraft-style effect, in which dogs in addition to having sharp teeth and bad attitudes are also demonic and will eat not only your face but also YOUR VERY SOUL.
I probably wouldn't have much of a problem with these animals if it weren't for Trudeau, who attracts trouble like he's a gravity well, and who certainly doesn't help these situations by baying back what I can only assume are lewd remarks about the pitbulls' mothers. Honestly, I cannot take him anywhere, and I hope he realizes he has only himself to blame.
* When I typed "Cthulhu," my blog insisted that it was a misspelling and suggested instead "Cuchulain." Thanks, blog. Now I have The Pogues running through my head, and that's not a bad state of affairs if you ask me.
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(She is friendly, but I am tired of her getting jumped by other dogs, damn it. And, er, she reacts very, very badly when other dogs get between me and her. And the one time a grouchy dog got between Molly and Herself, I seriously thought Moll was going to kill the other dog -- not unjustifiably, mind you, but that's so not the sort of scene you want going on at the dog park. Hoo boy.)
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A friend of mine tells a great story about the "don't worry, he's friendly!" people... she was out with a friend, both working on socializing their lovely Rottweiler puppies to crowds, and they'd taken a break at a coffee shop. My friend waited outside with both puppies (one of whom was quit timid and easily spooked) while her companion went in to get their drinks. This guy approaches with a pit bull -- obviously very friendly, but absolutely out of control, wanting to jump on everything and everyone and just towing the guy along. "It's okay, he's really friendly!" the guy insists, while the two Rott puppies are cowering under the table in fear and the exuberant pit is trying to climb into my friend's lap to bathe her face in slobber. I don't think that people realize that "friendly" is not a substitute for "well-mannered."
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Molly...well, aside from the still not coming when called when she's in trouble thing, which is...obnoxious...I actually think that if she were a 50 lb. dog, people would think she was very well-mannered for such an obviously bouncy dog. Sadly, a 104 lb. dog with a big whacky tail and a tendency to lean on people is...not widely perceived as particularly ideal.
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Trudeau is finally learning to come when called, although it's situational; he will come if he's paying attention. Which if some fascinating scent has captured his nose, he isn't. When we're walking I'll often walk in the middle of the road just so he doesn't stop and go nuts smelling every blade of grass; I could probably pick him up and give him a manicure when he's nose-deep in some smell and he wouldn't even notice. In this respect, bloodhound mixes are not ideal. :D
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Although she does let me trim her nails without whinging, so.
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But, despite all the issues, my dog, Hooch, is a wonderful, wonderful soul.
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We managed to get him back in his run, finally, and called animal control to come get him to a vet, and then I had to explain it to the neighbors when they got home. Fortunately they were basically understanding. It was still a Very Very Bad Day all around.
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Also, aside from the requisite guilt at having to hit any animal, you shouldn't feel at all bad about that situation. I'm sure the woman that you saved from the neighbor's dog appreciates that you were there, and if the neighbors were anything less than understanding I'd be more than slightly disgusted. :-/
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Ugh, yeah, I mean...I have no doubt whatsoever that Molly would handily take apart any animal that came after us (and, er, no human has actually been stupid enough to come near me in a threatening way while I'm out with the dog), but she might get hurt doing it, and I don't want that.
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And if you can't call your dog off, if you can't reliably work him or her at a distance, then he shouldn't be out without a leash.
(PS: I love pits. They are, when properly trained and raised, one of the sweetest breeds out there. It broke my heart when I went to a doggie first-aid course, and the teacher expressed astonishment when I came up and asked to pet her beautiful brindled pitbull - usually people were too afraid of the dog to pet it, despite the fact that they'd just watched it calmly demo everything from CPR to makeshift muzzles. That doesn't keep me from being cautious when I see pits I don't know - pitbulls may be sweet dogs, but a dismaying cross-section of their owners are irresponsible morons.)
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I just don't get the total obsession with off-leash dogs in my county. I have several friends who've practically been peer-pressuring me about letting my dog off-leash to run, and one of them was getting on my case about it when I'd only had the dog a few days... he didn't even know his new name yet, much less how to come when called, and I wasn't exactly going to let him run loose on the grounds of the stables like my friend kept insisting I should. (Good call, me: it turns out he wants to chase horses. Turning him loose at the barn would've qualified as Worst Idea Ever.) The assumptions that people make not only about the behavior of their own dogs but about other people's as well just boggles my mind.
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That said, many very nice dogs get less nice in the presence of my dog, because TNG is such a wimp that she gives off "Please Kick My Ass" vibes to everyone, and there are very few dogs that can resist that invitation. So I keep her with me, and when I meet up with other dogs on the trail I ask the owners to call their dogs, and try to explain that it's not THEM, it's HER. Sometimes they get it.
I suspect that if she weighed 20 lbs this would be less of a problem: but she's a 65-lb GSD, and they cannot resist the urge to bully a dog that big once they realize they can get away with it.
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