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My dog Trudeau is a magnificent and stately creature.

It's not really a surprise that Trudeau is such a dignified animal. I mean, he is named after former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who was, I'm told, pretty stately himself. Pierre Trudeau established the Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada. And the official bilingualism, which has proved to be the stuff of comedy gold. (Just look at Bon Cop, Bad Cop.)
I keep telling my dog Trudeau that he should aspire to live up to his name, and for the most part he just grunts at me and goes back to sleep. Sometimes he makes an indignant noise. But he also has a demonstrated talent for looking like the kind of face you might see on national currency.

He's all about dignity, munificence, the kind of sublime and lordly bearing that one must be born to, the kind of presence that simply can't be faked, that... er...

Trudeau. Trudeau, put your nose down, you're--

Oh dear.

That sound you hear? All of your illusions shattering.

I guess I'll cancel that announcement about Trudeau's run for prime minister. It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway... I'm pretty sure my dog isn't even Canadian. He has yet to show me the birth certificate, anyway. And I'm not sure that his National Initiative For Naps (And More Dog Biscuits) would have gone over all that well with the Canadian public, anyway.

It's not really a surprise that Trudeau is such a dignified animal. I mean, he is named after former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau, who was, I'm told, pretty stately himself. Pierre Trudeau established the Charter of Rights and Freedoms in Canada. And the official bilingualism, which has proved to be the stuff of comedy gold. (Just look at Bon Cop, Bad Cop.)
I keep telling my dog Trudeau that he should aspire to live up to his name, and for the most part he just grunts at me and goes back to sleep. Sometimes he makes an indignant noise. But he also has a demonstrated talent for looking like the kind of face you might see on national currency.

He's all about dignity, munificence, the kind of sublime and lordly bearing that one must be born to, the kind of presence that simply can't be faked, that... er...

Trudeau. Trudeau, put your nose down, you're--

Oh dear.

That sound you hear? All of your illusions shattering.

I guess I'll cancel that announcement about Trudeau's run for prime minister. It probably wouldn't have worked out anyway... I'm pretty sure my dog isn't even Canadian. He has yet to show me the birth certificate, anyway. And I'm not sure that his National Initiative For Naps (And More Dog Biscuits) would have gone over all that well with the Canadian public, anyway.
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